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Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and
we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up!!! |
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(motion for girl to come here with one
finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all
five!" |
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Nice shoes, wanna fuck? |
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If I told you that you had a nice body,
would you hold it against me? |
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Fuck me if I'm wrong...but haven't we met
before? |
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Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? |
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I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs. |
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Are those real? |
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I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure
can make your bed rock. |
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(offer guy/girl a screw) wanna screw? |
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Ya know, that shirt is very becoming on
you......of course, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too. |
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The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go
to my house and spread the word. |
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The only place I want to go is south of
the border. |
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Hey you want to know what I heard about
you? Fuck me and I'll tell you. |
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Why don't you come over and we can do math
in the bed; add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and I'll multiply. |
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What's a nice girl like you doing on a
face like this? |
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Nice dress, can I talk you out of it? |
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Mmmmmmm, you bring new meaning to the word
"edible" |
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So, do you want to see something really
swell? |
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Excuse me but is your last name
"Gillette"......cause you are the best a man can get! |
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Hey baby.....can you suck a golf ball
through 50 feet of garden hose? |
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My shirt's chaffing me..... |
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Excuse me miss, do you give head to
strangers? (No) Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. |
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They call me Milk, because I do your body
good. |
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I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with
me? |
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Hey baby, wanna wrestle. |
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Hi, do you want to have children?
(assuming the answer is no) Ok then, can we just practice? |
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You must be the limp doctor because I've
got a stiffy. |
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I know milk does a body good, but DAMN,
how much have you been drinking? |
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They say the best things in life are
free....they lied( but I do accept American Express) |
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This Valentines Day, I really want you to
know how I feel.....So you better use both hands. |
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You can feel the magic between us......No,
lower! |
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You're on my mind this Valentine's
Day.....I'd prefer you on my bed. |
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This Valentine's Day I want you to know
that I'm head-over-heels for you....and I know some other positions too. |
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I'd walk a million miles for one of your
smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. |
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You have 250 bones in your body, want
another? |
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If you were the last woman and I was the
last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. |
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Hey baby, can I tickle your belly from the
inside? |
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Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can
blow the hell outta me. |
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Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all
the nails and screw ya. |
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Yo baby, I bust more nuts than a squirrel. |
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Send out 6 copies of this within the next
96 hours or you will have bad sex for the rest of your life. |
