10. guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. if you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. the uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. you don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. if you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months.
4. if you wear your batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. it doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. less guilt the next morning.
1. if you don't get what you want, you can always try next door.
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