Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she dislikes & points are subtracted. Men don’t get any points for doing something she expects - sorry, that’s the way the game is played.

Social Engagements

• You stay by her side the entire party....................................................................... 0
• You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy....... -2
• Named Tiffany .................................................................................................... -4
• Tiffany is a dancer................................................................................................ -6
• Tiffany has implants.............................................................................................. -8
• When mingling, you hold your mate’s hand and gaze at her lovingly.......................... +1
• When mingling, you introduce her as "the old ball and chain" and pat her on the rump......................... -5
• When she points out a hot-looking woman and asks if you think she’s pretty, you say, "Yes, but nowhere near as pretty as you"............................................ +1
• When she points to a woman and asks if you think she’s pretty, you say, "Yeah, but don’t worry, she’s lousy in bed"............................................... -6
• That woman is her sister..................................................................................... -90
• You have one drink, and that’s it.............................................................................. 0
• You have more than a few and perform the tango with a poodle................................ -2
• You have a lot of drinks, vaguely remember being fingerprinted............................... -18

Saturday Afternoon

• You go to the mall together....................................... +3
• You go to the mall, drop her off in front, then park the car.................................................. +4
• Then drive to a sports bar........................................ -2
• You spend the day shopping for furniture and pretend to like it................................................ +3
• You spend the day shopping for furniture, and nap on a sectional.......................................................... 0
• You spend the day at a wholesale club, buying in bulk.............................................................. +3
• Most of it chips and beer......................................... -6
• You tackle a large household project, such as painting the den............................................................... +15
• Or refinishing the floors......................................... +19
• Or rewiring the basement.......................................... +21
• Or adding a second floor.......................................... +25
• Or setting up a Nerf Ball hoop over the bathroom wastebasket........................................................ -6
• You visit her parents.............................................. +1
• You visit her parents and actually make conversation....................................................... +3
• You visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television........................................................ -3
• And the television is off......................................... -6
• You spend the afternoon watching college football in your underwear......................................................... -6
• And you didn’t even go to college................................. -15
• You forgot to pick her up at the airport.......................... -25
• Which is in Newark, New Jersey.................................... -35
• And the pouring rain dissolves her leg cast....................... -50

A Night Out With The Boys

• Go out with a pal................................................. -5
• And the pal is happily married.................................... -4
• Or frighteningly single........................................... -7
• And he drives a Trans Am.......................................... -10
• With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED)..................... -15
• You have a few beers.............................................. -5
• And miss curfew by an hour........................................ -10
• You get home at 3 am.............................................. -20
• Smelling of booze and cheap cigars................................ -30
• And not wearing any pants......................................... -40
• Is that a tattoo???...............................................-200

A Night Out

• You take her to a movie........................................... +2
• You take her to a movie she likes................................. +4
• To a movie you hate (anything with Barbara Streisand)............. +6
• To a movie you like............................................... -2
• It’s called DeathCop 3............................................ -7
• Which features cyborgs having sex................................. -9
• You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans and dogs... -15
• When asked how she looks, you reply, "fine" or "nice"............. 0
• You reply, "beautiful" or "gorgeous"............................. +5
• You reply anything without being asked............................ +10
• You notice something she did special, (hair, nails, eyelashes).... +15
• You mention you like her new hairdo............................... +15
• She says she had that done last week.............................. -10

Flowers

• You buy her flowers only when it’s expected....................... 0
• You buy her flowers as a surprise, just for the hell of it........ +5
• You can actually name a few of them............................... +8
• You can name all of them, because you hand selected them.......... +10
• You give her wildflowers you’ve actually picked yourself.......... +10
• And she contracts Lyme disease.................................... -25

Your Physique

• You develop a potbelly............................................ 0
• You develop a noticeable potbelly................................. -10
• You develop a potbelly and exercise to get rid of it.............. +10
• You resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts............... -5

Driving

• You lose the directions on a trip................................. -4
• You lose the direction and end up getting lost.................... -10
• You refuse to ask for directions.................................. 0
• You end up getting lost in a bad part of town..................... -15
• You meet the locals up close and personal......................... -25
• She finds out you lied about having a black belt.................. -60

The Big Question

• She asks, "Do I look fat?"........................................ -5
• (Sensitive things always start with a deficit)
• You hesitate in responding........................................ -10
• You pretend you didn’t hear....................................... -12
• You reply, "Where?"............................................... -25
• You reply, "Compared to what?".................................... -30
• You reply, "But I like you that way".............................. -35
• You reply, "Not for your age"..................................... -40

Communication