thoughts on beer
you can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. that will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
always remember that i have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
he was a wise man who invented beer.
time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
a woman drove me to drink and i didn't even have the decency to thank her.
sir, if you were my husband, i would poison your drink.
--lady astor to winston churchill
madam, if you were my wife, i would drink it.
if god had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.
work is the curse of the drinking class.
when i read about the evils of drinking, i gave up reading.
beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.
if you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, i bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
--deep thought, jack handy
without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. oh, i grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
the problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
why is american beer served cold? so you can tell it from urine.
people who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot.
--capital brewery, middleton, wi
give me a woman who loves beer and i will conquer the world.
i would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
not all chemicals are bad. without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
i drink to make other people interesting.
--george jean nathan
they who drink beer will think beer.
an intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
--for whom the bell tolls, ernest hemmingway
you're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
all right, brain, i don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and i'll get back to killing you with beer.
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