 | If anything can go wrong, Fix It! (To HELL with Murphy!) |
 | When given a choice, Take Both! |
 | Multiple Projects lead to multiple successes. |
 | Start at the top, then work your way up. |
 | Do it by the book ... but be the author! |
 | When forced to compromise, ask for more. |
 | If you can't beat them; join them, then beat them. |
 | If it's worth doing, it's got to be done right now. |
 | If you can't win, change the rules. |
 | If you can't change the rules, then ignore them. |
 | Perfection is not optional, nor is falling when speed skiing. |
 | When faced without a challenge, make one. |
 | "No" simply means begin again at one level higher. |
 | Don't walk when you can run. |
 | Bureaucracy is:
 | a challenge to be conquered with a righteous attitude, |
 | a tolerance for stupidity, and |
 | a bulldozer when necessary. |
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 | When in doubt: THINK! |
 | Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success
is a blessing. |
 | The squeaky wheel gets replaced. |
 | The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you
live. |
 | Instructions For Life |